• FiestyBlake: I've been texting this this poor girl whose boyfriend has been cheating on her. What do I say?
  • WhitneyStalin: Just quote 80s songs at her. "What's love got to do with it?" "Girls just wanna have fun."
  • [much later & after many conversation changes]
  • FiestyBlake: I just don't even know what to tell her!
  • WhitneyStalin: What is love?
  • [at same time]
  • FiestyBlake: Pain and apparently anguish. She'll die alone lik me.
  • Hazelheart: Baby don't hurt me.
  • ......
  • WhitneyStalin: Did you just quote an 80s song?
  • Hazelheart: FiestyBlake went for a deep, profound observation. I saw an opportunity and took it.



To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

MINE TURNED OUT SUPER ACCURATELY!?!?!?!?




crossingwinter said:
ari i just reblogged your post without reading your tags then read your tags and learned that we would both liked to be called captain as a term of endearment thought i would share.  

velociraptorwithaquillpen:

Celia you were 100% right to share this because I now feel marginally less ridiculous about the fact that the thought of someone I was attracted to addressing me as “lieutenant” or “captain” is…like, horrifyingly romantic—I don’t even have words to explain how swoony it makes me, and I am so so so not the swoony type ugh halp pls wut is my life.




operationkino:

idk
here
something moderately pretty



He thinks he’s so helpful. Napping on primary sources is NOT helpful, Gatsby.



Anonymous said:
are you gay or straight?  

beyondthebinary:

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"It’s funny you should ask that. [laughs] It’s cool. When I was a kid, I really didn’t have a person I could look at, other than my dad, and be like, “Hey, I want to be that guy and fly through the window.” You couldn’t be like 7 years old and say, “Who do you want to be for Halloween?” “Shaft!”

So [laughs] you know, it’s really exciting. When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to"
— Anthony Mackie on how it feels to be the first African-American superhero (x)